Divorced, Drunken And Disorderly

A girl walks into a liquor store…

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Actually I walked into a grocery store. Alcohol was the thing I would have forgotten. I was out of vodka and this grocery store has a liquor store within the store and usually has what I am looking for.

I was wearing a glowing autumn gold 90’s sweatshirt and black yoga pants. My scandalous and dangerously divorced ass was not cautiously concealed…