Sorry Skip, that must be a terrible life. Maybe go the Hollywood route if you are not already. And I would suggest a security team and a driver of your large black SUV with tinted windows.

Maybe become best friends with one former head of state. That would make at least half of those hate you. But that is an entirely different problem. Then maybe hang out with the other former heads of state on the opposite side. hmm I wonder if that would work for the other approximate half?

Anyway, I hope your gorgeousness brings you wealth, comforts and exciting adventure, at least.